Movie Quotes

Quote of the Week

I’m gonna gas you so hard yo grandchildren gonna stank.

Stella the Skunk (Wanda Sykes)

Over the Hedge (2006)

Posted on November 11, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes 110 Comments

Quote of the Week

A weed hacker, Verne.  A weed hacker!!

Hammy (Steve Carrell)

Over the Hedge (2006)

Posted on November 4, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes 100 Comments

Quote of the Week

Throwing records at approaching zombies

Ed: Purple Rain.

Shaun: No.

Ed: Sign o’ the Times.

Shaun: Definitely not.

Ed: The Batman soundtrack?

Shaun: Throw it.

Ed: Dire Straits.

Shaun: Throw it.

Ed: Stone Roses?

Shaun: No.

Ed (Nick Frost)/Shaun (Simon Pegg)

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Posted on October 28, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes 143 Comments

Quote of the Week

You, sir, are a steely-eyed missile man.

Jack Lousma (Brett Cullen)

Apollo 13 (1995)

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes 138 Comments

Quote of the Week

Are you scared?  Well, don’t you worry.  If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it.

Blanch Lovell (Jean Speegle Howard)

Apollo 13 (1995)

Posted on September 9, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes Leave a comment

Quote of the Week

I’m the Doctor.  I’m worse than everybody’s aunt.

The Doctor (Matt Smith)

Doctor Who (2010)

Posted on August 19, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes Leave a comment

Quote of the Week

The coming of Merry and Pippin will be as the falling of small stones that starts an avalanche in the mountains.

Gandalf (Ian McKellan)

The Two Towers (2002)

Posted on July 29, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes 95 Comments

Quote of the Week

Yes, roast beef!  It is the Swedish term for beef that is roasted!

Count Olaf (Jim Carrey)

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

Posted on July 22, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes 692 Comments

Quote of the Week

Miss Caroline Krafft seriously needed to pluck her eyebrows. Her outfit looked like it was picked out by a blind Sunday school teacher. And she had some 99-cent lip gloss on her snaggletooth. And that’s when I realized, making fun of Caroline Krafft wouldn’t stop her from beating me in this contest. Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)

Mean Girls (2004)

Posted on July 15, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes 99 Comments

Quote of the Week

Tim Allen and I saw the finished film (Toy Story 2) at the same time.  Of course we knew most of what was going to happen but when they played the Sarah McLachlan song we were just a couple of 40-year-old men sitting in the dark crying over an abandoned cowgirl doll.

Tom Hanks (Tom Hanks)

The Pixar Story (2007)

Posted on July 8, 2012 by Chick 1 in Movie Quotes 117 Comments
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