A weed hacker, Verne. A weed hacker!!
Hammy (Steve Carrell)
Over the Hedge (2006)
A weed hacker, Verne. A weed hacker!!
Hammy (Steve Carrell)
Over the Hedge (2006)
You, sir, are a steely-eyed missile man.
Jack Lousma (Brett Cullen)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Are you scared? Well, don’t you worry. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it.
Blanch Lovell (Jean Speegle Howard)
Apollo 13 (1995)
The coming of Merry and Pippin will be as the falling of small stones that starts an avalanche in the mountains.
Gandalf (Ian McKellan)
The Two Towers (2002)
Yes, roast beef! It is the Swedish term for beef that is roasted!
Count Olaf (Jim Carrey)
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Miss Caroline Krafft seriously needed to pluck her eyebrows. Her outfit looked like it was picked out by a blind Sunday school teacher. And she had some 99-cent lip gloss on her snaggletooth. And that’s when I realized, making fun of Caroline Krafft wouldn’t stop her from beating me in this contest. Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)
Mean Girls (2004)
Tim Allen and I saw the finished film (Toy Story 2) at the same time. Of course we knew most of what was going to happen but when they played the Sarah McLachlan song we were just a couple of 40-year-old men sitting in the dark crying over an abandoned cowgirl doll.
Tom Hanks (Tom Hanks)
The Pixar Story (2007)
Alas, our path is blocked by Momon’s Army of Evil, as well as her Navy of Moral Dubiousness.
Greyfarn/Professor Farnsworth (Billy West)
Futurama Bender’s Game (2008)
I was eloquent! S*#t!
Joe Fox (Tom Hanks)
You’ve Got Mail (1998)
Look, my only serious relationship ended in a broken collar bone and a dead meerkat, so I may not be the best person in the world to give advice.
Gordon (Dylan Moran)
Run Fatboy Run (2007)