I’ve got a purse full of hard candy and an empty bladder! I can be here all night!
Jess (Zooey Deschanel)
New Girl (2013)
I’ve got a purse full of hard candy and an empty bladder! I can be here all night!
Jess (Zooey Deschanel)
New Girl (2013)
I’m gonna gas you so hard yo grandchildren gonna stank.
Stella the Skunk (Wanda Sykes)
Over the Hedge (2006)
A weed hacker, Verne. A weed hacker!!
Hammy (Steve Carrell)
Over the Hedge (2006)
Throwing records at approaching zombies
Ed: Purple Rain.
Shaun: No.
Ed: Sign o’ the Times.
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The Batman soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: Dire Straits.
Shaun: Throw it.
Ed: Stone Roses?
Shaun: No.
Ed (Nick Frost)/Shaun (Simon Pegg)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
You, sir, are a steely-eyed missile man.
Jack Lousma (Brett Cullen)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Are you scared? Well, don’t you worry. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it.
Blanch Lovell (Jean Speegle Howard)
Apollo 13 (1995)
I’m the Doctor. I’m worse than everybody’s aunt.
The Doctor (Matt Smith)
Doctor Who (2010)
Tim Allen and I saw the finished film (Toy Story 2) at the same time. Of course we knew most of what was going to happen but when they played the Sarah McLachlan song we were just a couple of 40-year-old men sitting in the dark crying over an abandoned cowgirl doll.
Tom Hanks (Tom Hanks)
The Pixar Story (2007)
Alas, our path is blocked by Momon’s Army of Evil, as well as her Navy of Moral Dubiousness.
Greyfarn/Professor Farnsworth (Billy West)
Futurama Bender’s Game (2008)
I was eloquent! S*#t!
Joe Fox (Tom Hanks)
You’ve Got Mail (1998)